if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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