I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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