No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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