You don't have asthma, your pregnant
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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