I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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