I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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