Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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