i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
how do flat chested girls get laid?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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