Got a toothbrush?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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