Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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