I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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