Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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