The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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