He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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