Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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