I wanna bring you to show and tell
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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