i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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