why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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