Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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