sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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