Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He uses pillows to masturbate.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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