well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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