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(330): View more from Ohio

First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate

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(727): View more from Florida

just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer

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(443): View more from Maryland

Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.

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(707): View more from California

Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.

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(812): View more from Indiana

He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.

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(571): View more from Virginia

It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I love you.

(1-804): View more from Virginia

Bad choice

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