she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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