i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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