i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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