If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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