yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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