why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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