Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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