I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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