why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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