I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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