are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I just found puke in my bra..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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