goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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