OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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