Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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