How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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