we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
