forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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