Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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