Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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