It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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