I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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