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  You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  please come you make the beer taste better

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.

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• (661): View more from California

  the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.

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