You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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