Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Can I get my morals surgically removed?