Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.