Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.