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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  & he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'

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  HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Crying in the liquor store is not a good look

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• (936): View more from Texas

  I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Why is there broken glass in my purse?

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  You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting

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• (917): View more from New York City

  hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG

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