Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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