Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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