I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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