Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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