He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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