Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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