do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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