just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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