No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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