Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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